Funny Happy Diwali Wishes | Happy Diwali jokes {2016}

2016 Latest Funny Happy Diwali Wishes (diwali funny jokes)

Funny Happy Diwali Wishes
Funny Happy Diwali Wishes 

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

1} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao

2} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

SHER Chup Ker SHIKAR Nahi Kerte,
Apne Kabhi Khul Kr “VAR” Nahi Kerte,
“HUM” Wo “King Hain” Jo Happy Diwali Kehne Ke Liye
30 OCT Ka “INTEZAR” Nahi Kerte.
Happy DIWALI…!!!

3} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..

4} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

On this Diwali festival, may you be blessed with
Hrithik’s six pack body;
Salman’s perennial youth;
Saif’s eye for freshness;
Shah Rukh’s sense of humour;
Aamir’s dedication for excellence;
And Amitabh’s continuous rising success!

5} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

May this  Diwali  give you popularity of Windows,
Features of Linux, Independence of JAVA, ease of Visual Basic,
and Power of Unix!

6} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Diwali is an occasion to enjoy the festival with friends, offer them sweets and wishes. Here we are providing some funny wishes which you can send to your friends and have some fun.

7} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Wish u Happy Diwali

I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu

bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “BUZURGO” ko nipta lu.

8} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.

9} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Diwali aa rhai hay
Roshni chaa rhai hay
Choro sab problems
Zindagi muskura rhai hay

10} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Dhamako Ki Starting, Patakho Ki Bauchar,
Suraj Ki Kirane, Apno Ka Pyaar,
Mubaar Ho Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyuhaar,
Jiwan Main Ho Khushiya Apar.

11} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast,
xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”

12} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

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forward kr dena.Sabko diwali ki mithai deni hai .Happy Diwali !!

13} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Diwali ke Is Mangal Avsar par,
Aap Sabhi ki Manokamna Puri ho,
Khushiyan Apke Kadam Chume,
Isi Kamna ke Saath aap Sabhi ko,
Diwali ki Dhero Badhaiyan.

14} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Koyal ko awaz
“MUBARAK”
Awaz ko sur
“MUBARAK”
Sur ko sungeet
“MUBARAK”
aur aap ko hamari taraf se
Dhan 13
Rup 14
Or DIPAWALI “MUBARAK”

15} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”

16} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Amitabh –
mere paas rocket hai,
shurli hai,
chakri hai,
murga bumb hai,
anaar hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi kapoor –
mere paas
maachis hai!:p

16} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper,
zabardast,
xtra-badhiya,
xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
“HAPPY DiWALi”

17} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
* HAPPY DIWALI *

18} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

19} Funny Happy Diwali Wishes

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